So, this isn't really a dream. But I've had some wonderful ideas while asleep. And I thought that I could share them. Because they may not be complete stories, but they can still be pretty entertaining.
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"Don't share a corn-dog with a hobo, you won't get anything out of it."
"Never marry a gay man who snores."
"I gotta get up, Kristen is making baked potatoes."
"I would have punched the tall guy if I could have."
"Remember that time when the hummingbirds were really vicious and they killed all the dishwasher seeds? We didn't have any tiny dishwashers after that."
"It's apple sauce without the wimps."
Haha. Yes, this is true wisdom. You should make a books of dream wisdom. People deserve to know such brilliant thoughts.
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